Yet another multi-dream from Saturday night. This one somewhat flows together, so I've made it into one story. Yet another entertaining dream. Well, the second half was.
Amanda & Jack |
It is nighttime, and Amanda and Jack (from the show Revenge) are swimming in a rather upscale outdoor pool. I'm Emily (the protagonist from Revenge). I’m watching the two of them canoodle and swim around from outside of the pool. Amanda is in a ruffly teal bikini. As I watch the them, I notice that something is not right. Even through the water, I can see that she is not actually pregnant. I can see that she has on a fake pregnancy belly. It is some kind of gel base material, and it is completely see-through.
I get Jack’s
attention, and point out the fraud that his fiancé is. I’m now in the pool, making my accusation. Before anyone has time to react, dark purple
barnacles that are almost black start appearing on the sides of the pool, one
by one. They are perfectly round with bumps and grooves covering the visible
side, like a rough concrete wall.
Shortly after they appear, tight clusters of ominous tentacles jet out
from the middle of each one.
After waving
their tentacles about in a menacing fashion, the sea creature abominations begin
to release what looks like squid ink into the pool water. The 3 of us watch, frozen. Upon touching Jack and Amanda, the black ink
turns them into rough, crusty statues. I
quickly make my escape from the water, and start pulling other people out of
the pool. I run towards high ground, not
knowing what might happen next.
From behind
me, a tidal wave of water that is teeming with molecules of the toxic squid ink
engulfs the pool below. I don’t look
back and run as fast as I can.
From a 3rd
person omniscient perspective, I see two men running from the tidal wave. They are friends, running together, and they
both look like warrior heroes from a storybook.
They’re running for their lives, but they know it is futile. They are too close to outrun the wave or find
any means of escape. When the reach a
stone embankment at the top of the hill, they sit down beside each other. They’re exhausted from running so hard for so
long. They look at each other,
exchanging a million words with one glance and clap each other on the back. They’ve surrendered to what has become their
fate. They led noble lives and will die
with honor rather than fear.
The two heroes
disappear in the wall the tidal wave brings.
The water does not sweep them away or drown them. Like the others, it turns them immediately to
stone. My 3rd person
omniscient perspective knows that they truly did die with honor, as their fit,
stone bodies will in time become a highly revered and famous statue of two
great, brave men.
I don’t
survive the tragedy either, but my dream-camera doesn’t catch the details of my
demise. I’m sure it wasn’t nearly as
Oscar-worthy as the two heroes, anyway.
In some way
that I am not privy to, my statue transformation preserved my body. I was converted to a different state of
being. To make it simple, I could say
vampire. However, I am now neither dead
nor undead, not vulnerable to sunlight, and do not need blood for
sustenance. So not a vampire at
all. My hair is jet black, my skin is as
white as snow. My eyes are ice blue
surrounded by darkened eyelids. My
fingernails and teeth are long and sharp.
I move quickly and gracefully, but cautiously and a bit strangely. The important detail, however, is that I am a
true bad-ass.
I am wandering
the streets. Everything is unfamiliar,
as if I’m not from this world anymore.
In a small pharmacy/grocery store on the corner of a street, I see a
girl trying on lip gloss samples. She’s
bent slightly forward in front of a make-up display from which a white robotic
hand applies the gloss to her lips. This
fascinates me. As soon as the girl moves
on, I cautiously approach the display.
All of the glosses are a thick pomade substance has been completely
saturated with glitter. I pick a
metallic silver color, and the hand reaches for me. I recoil, ready to attack. The hand waves around, trying to find my
face. I lean forward and allow the
application.
Surly, unhygienic
bad guys of no specific origin come crashing through the doors with growls and
menacing laughter. The store’s shoppers
squeal and yelp and run for cover.
Everyone scatters. I examine the
men calmly, From out of nowhere, I whip out my gleaming black cane. There is a silver cap on one end, and a
miniature scythe blade on the other end.
With wicked precision and some bad ass moves, I puncture each villian with the scythe, turning their skin and everything beneath it into disgusting
necrotic tissue. One by one, they fall
to the floor, dead. Not once does my
face loose the expression of disaffected calmness with a hint of curiosity.
The shoppers
and employees come out of hiding. They
all come towards me, gushing and singing my praises. I turn and resume my make-up fascination. One of the shoppers, a girl, follows me,
chattering away. I pick four things
that I want: the silver lip gloss, along with a firetruck-red one (equally as
glittery), and two fingernail polishes – one red, one black. When I take the merchandise
to the cashier and show it to him in my spread hands, he nods in understanding:
I’m taking these because I saved your asses.
Illyria |
I start to leave
the store, and pass one of those crappy display mirrors that is just flimsy
papery material. My face. I’m reminded of Illyria
(from the show “Angel”). A gothic
Illyria, black instead of blue. But the eyes and expressions are identical.
With the chattering fangirl still following me (she reminds
me of Abby Normal from Christopher Moore’s “Bloodsucking Fiends” trilogy), I
wind up in a cozy museum. I’m wandering,
looking at this and that, and getting extremely annoyed by a small child who is
shrieking and playing with a giant, dead mantis head. He’s thwacking it on the ground repeatedly
and yelling things. When my patience
breaks, I thrust my scythe cane’s blade into the side of the mantis head. Now it is a reanimated mantis head, flopping
about, that turns on the small boy. I
assume it wants to thwack him on the floor some.
More nondescript bad guys converge on the 2nd
floor lobby where I’m entertaining. I
ninja all over the place and slay them all.
Everyone is cheering and amazed and grateful…. and I don’t seem to mind
either way.
Illyria |
I wander back outside to the sidewalk and spot 3 more bad
guys. These three look like street
thugs. They are harassing a small, young
Asian woman they’ve pinned against a white older model car. I approach them at a normal pace. She manages to slip away, and attempts to
hide underneath the car. As she’s
attempting to shimmy under, the scene erupts in a blaze of gunfire. With spins, kicks, and neck snapping, I kill
two of the thugs. The third has run off
as his comrades were being pulverized.
I spot him down the street in a forest green Mustang
convertible. I fire a gun at the
car. In a panic, the mobile thug crashes
through the window of a shop. He is now
stuck in his car. With one more shot, I’ve
got him.
I wander back to the museum.
The scene girl who has been following me this whole time is now telling
me about how she is devoted to me and is my number one fan. She is annoying the crap out of me, but I let
her live and mostly ignore her existence.
Back up in the 2nd floor lobby where a group of my fans has
gathered, I entertain them with simple hand tricks, moving my hand faster than
the human eye can register.
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